1950s

• You had Rhoda Dorsey as your dorm "Mom."
  
  
  
• You remember walking through the woods to shop at Hutzler's.
  
  
  

1960s

• You have used the phrase “Man on the Hall”
  
  
  
• You ever faced Miss Hull to get permission to go away for the weekend

1970s

• You ever cringed at having a "Posture Picture" taken
• You learned how to change the oil in your car in Dr. Houseman's "Nuts & Bolts" January minicourse

1980s

• You know what an MPU is

2000 and after

• You can recall the exact smell that wafted off your clothes after a trip to Stimmy
• You got to pet horses between classes
• You can think of several different ways to modify a nerf gun
• You think it’s weird when one of your friends did NOT study abroad
• You yelled at your friends when they didn't recycle their empty alcohol bottles
• Your college President knew you by name

And finally, 

• You got the best education possible!